Last night was far from boring, I think it was due to we hadn't planned anything.
First of all Myvouchers.co.uk is the best thing ever. We managed to get a 3 course meal at Pizza Express for £25 for two, that and a bottle of Pino we thought our night was pretty much off to a winner. But as we walked through the door of the place of italian dreams we were met by as Beck's would put it "the most beautiful specimen of a man iv ever seen" no lie he was hot.
So eye candy sorted for the evening we sat down and ordered
Dough Balls- the best thing I have ever had
Me: there is raw garlic in this
Beck: I know thats why i just showed you a chunk of it, what did you think I was showing you?
Me: I don't know, but I just bit in to a big lump of it.
Beck: you fool
Me: I still have blonde brain cells even though my hair is brown.
We both got worried when we were slightly full from the starters ( I think it was the amount of bread in it. Becks went out for a rollie since it is known fact that when you smoke you burn some space in your stomach.
Beck: I hate to be melodramatic it but I think i might die if I don't have a rollie.
She left me there to enjoy the scenery and what not, actually some of the other waiters were quite entertaining. A waitress and camp waiter were talking behind me
Camp Waiter: have you seen his facebook?
Waitress: no
Camp waiter: OMG get on it
At that point I had to hold in the laughter, the way he said it was camper than John Barrowman in drag.
A bottle of wine and a pizza later, no lie we were full as tics.
Me: I think pudding maybe a slow ordeal
Beck: indeed, may need another bottle of wine
Me: Quite possible, I like the way you think
I would like to say that during this meal we both keep getting distracted by the hot waiter; but something did take my eye of him for a second ( just one eye though) a woman on a table in my eye-line had hair that a bird would be happy nesting in, I think she was trying to do the bee hive look, let me say no honey would be being made in that if you know what I mean.
Anyway both eyes back on. Everytime becks left the table, it was really bad timing, she missed the hot waiter every time ( her loss)
Once we had been served our deserts and he had walked away, a line that made me would laugh then proceed to have a fit of giggles was said by my sister who had consumed more food in her life and i large amount of wine/vodka.
Beck: He is beautiful....from every angle
Like I said we had a voucher so cheap meal, we paid and left a decent tip and because I wanted to see if she would do it, I told Becks to write her number on the back of the reciept, She did ( I think she's still waiting for a call though lol)
Its nights like these where I like being single and also am so happy that my phone has an office app so i could write certain things down, cause I would never have remembered all of this otherwise. Also The Mighty Midget was texting back faster than the speed of light with comments about the hot waiter and wht she would do in the situation, even with an idea on how to ask where he was from and I quote "excuse me but I have a friend who went to uni up north and you sound like you've got a northern accent, where you from?" ha ha might try it next time though.
NB Becks would like to add to this story as she was not the only guilty culprit and had to keep repeating what she was saying as my eyes did start to wander and glaze over at times.
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